Ayy lmao,

Greetings human or whatever you are, I am Alien bro. I come from the clan of bro-hams. We speak in ayy lmao, we learned it through tapping into your so called “Internet”. We have learned your culture through watching your films on YouTube and Vine, quick, watch me nae-nae. Here are some of my dank friends on the moon, we usually all watch Netflix together.

Check out my homie Ziggy Stardust, turns out some guy from Earth called David wrote about him in a song, neato.

Also look at this space native Aurora, she is what you would call on Earth a god. Beware any space outlaws, Aurora is not to be trifled with, step on her foot and she’ll destroy you.

This guy is where I get my special space juice if you party animals know what I mean. This is Alcolon VI, he supplies me the party juice and I supply him the moola baby!

BEWARE OF THE FLYING SPACE CAT LEONIDAS, AVOID EATING ANY FISH, SHE CAN SMELL IT ON YOU

If I mention Leonidas, I can’t forgot about my home-slice EskiNeemo, this cutie always be working, looking for her prime suspect. Can’t blame her, do the crime, pay the time.

Can’t forget about Houndoom, always protecting, perhaps, you can say he’s a guardian of the moon!

Lastly fambruhs, check out this brotato chip Sneeu. He’s out of this world and stays frosty by hitting those moon craters at high speed. Stay awesome bud!

 

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